In celebration of Valentine’s Day, I thought I’d share with you guys what a strange kid I was. I may be an even stranger adult…but the fact remains that I was also a strange kid. I’ve always had terrible taste in love interests. I tend to fall for people who will cause the most damage to my psyche. If someone is going to break my heart and make me cry more than they make me smile, they’re going to be the one I want the most. Apparently, this has always been true as well.
As a child, I had three notable “celebrity” crushes. They were all quite disturbing. I feel terrible for my mother. She probably worried so much about what kind of person I would end up with. Hell, she still does. She’s never impressed with the guys I date. So I’d like to share these abnormal childhood crushes with the handful of people that actually read this blog. I’ll start with the least weird one and work my way up.
Yes, the oldest child from The Simpsons made my heart go pitter patter. He was the original “bad boy” in my book.
The Crypt Keeper
I mean…I always liked my guys skinny but this is a bit much now.
Chucky the Killer Doll
I don’t understand this one even now. I don’t usually like red heads or murderers, but I guess I made an exception for him.
I’d like to think my taste has improved but I may be entirely wrong about that. What are some of your strangest childhood crushes?
Happy Valentine’s Day!